Forever a Dreamer

Hey y'all. I live in South Mississippi and I go to school at LSU. I enjoy the New Orleans Saints, anything LSU obvi, the Atlanta Braves, and the Pittsburgh Penguins. I strongly admire Drew Brees and I'm obsessed with Russia and Rio de Janiero. I read in my free time and I creep endlessly on social media sites. I also like water, seahorses, and giraffes and occasionally I watch tv. I'm totally in college, but probably going nowhere in life, so there's that. Do it for the retweets.

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

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horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

pattypartypants:

bipolar-baby-doll:

I will never get over this ever 

Touches my heart every time

Iconic.

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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